

There comes a time in one's adult life where you may find yourself in an unexpected position. That happened to me recently, at the end of 2011. I don't know how it happened, but I'm quite sure a religiously hedonistic lifestyle coupled with alcohol, caffeine, and what I hope was jarred preserves calculated into it. Alas, such is the life of an Internet personality, and I spent close to two weeks in Hawaii because of it. Should you find yourself in my unfortunate position, this guide may help you.*
Read all about it here!
* DISCLAIMER: Fenris Designs and its staff do not encourage the use of any advice given herein. In fact, we discourage advice in general, just to stay on the safe side.








Seriously, Minnesota sounds nice, I'd love to drop by sometime. Anything that gives us MST3K and Prairie Home Companion can't do wrong. :3