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Fenris Takes on Hawaii

Mon Mar 26, 2012, 11:47 PM




There comes a time in one's adult life where you may find yourself in an unexpected position. That happened to me recently, at the end of 2011. I don't know how it happened, but I'm quite sure a religiously hedonistic lifestyle coupled with alcohol, caffeine, and what I hope was jarred preserves calculated into it. Alas, such is the life of an Internet personality, and I spent close to two weeks in Hawaii because of it. Should you find yourself in my unfortunate position, this guide may help you.*

Read all about it here!

* DISCLAIMER: Fenris Designs and its staff do not encourage the use of any advice given herein. In fact, we discourage advice in general, just to stay on the safe side.

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  • Watching: Friggin' ukeleles
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in-dis-guise Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
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in-dis-guise Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for this Fenris! I've always wanted to visit Hawaii, thanks to your guide I'm now equally covered in case I ever make it back to Texas as well! You should write travel brochures for a living, you'd be great at it. May I suggest you visit Minnesota next? You can write about our many trees and our 10,000 lakes. Ok, most of the lakes are actually large puddles with names - but they're all slightly too cold to swim in. The lakes also have tons of sunfish that will happily nibble on you while you swim! For free even! (Did you know that people in Japan actually pay money to have fish nibble on them as some sort of spa treatment?) It's the greatest! Come to Minnesota - we're like Japan!
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FenrisDesigns Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Minnesota is covered in 16.3 million acres of forest. What are they trying to hide?!
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in-dis-guise Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh we're not hiding anything, just a few wolves. That and out flesh eating fish like it shady. ;)
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FenrisDesigns Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Naturally, because it can get a little warm for comfort in the slightly-too-cold water.

Seriously, Minnesota sounds nice, I'd love to drop by sometime. Anything that gives us MST3K and Prairie Home Companion can't do wrong. :3
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in-dis-guise Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
It is nice - you really should come up here at least once! The best time to visit is in the spring, summer and fall... Visiting in the winter is generally a bad idea unless you want to see how quickly your testicles can retract into your body. ;)
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Shirou14 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012
You did indeed take on Hawaii (Hawai'i?) I personally enjoyed the perfectly untouched aerial image of the island. Absolutely pristine.
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FenrisDesigns Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Granted, there is SOME Photoshop. Minor color balancing...
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Shirou14 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012
I would never have noticed
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